Homeless Tribe In Colorado Discovers Fire
"It's red, and it's hot, and it destroys things" says local homeless man
By Alexander Hayes
March 9, 2025

Recently in the state of Colorado, in the small town of Sheridan the local homeless population have discovered a way to make fire and have started a series of arsons seemingly just for fun,

Local politicians have been making efforts to stop the homeless population from setting more buildings on fire, such as passing a bill to make it illegal to be homeless. House democrats have spoke out about this bill calling it "inhumane"

Meanwhile house repubicans have show little to no remorse claiming that they should just "get a job," or "work harder." This has caused a lot of tension within the small town as opposing viewpoints clash violently.

Riot Image from security camera footage of the homeless burning a prison

In retaliation to their existance being made illegal the homeless population have resorted to burning down prisons to free, not only their imprisoned friends, but also potential recruits as well.

We've gotten word that the numbers of tribesmen has grow significantly as a resort to their attacks on prisons

Stay tuned for updates, and remember: take no bullshit!